In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017

One direction

The one thing to bring Mary, Sydney, and Erin together.

One Direction is greatly enjoyed by Mary, Sydney, and Erin. Especially Mary.

by Definitely not Mary December 1, 2021

Hungarian Hole-In-One

When you masturbate while lying on your back and right when you shot your load into the air you turn around and spread your asshole open.
You have successfully done the move if your sperm lands in you ass.

Im so horny, i'll do a hungarian hole-in-one this evening. It will be impressive

by Migger123 November 23, 2025

as eaasy as one plus one

Very simple/easy

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.

by Great Boii September 8, 2023

massive one foot fighter

the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

by susticle69 October 20, 2022