The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.
Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.
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Person 2: what
Person 1: chicken butt
Person 2: fuck off
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Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: its been five years. the incident was five years ago. you need to let go. i know its hard for you to unde-
Person 1: chicken butt
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Person 2: what
Person 1: chicken butt
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Person 1: hey guess what
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Person 1: chicken butt
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I added some pean-butt to my yogurt, and now I have pean-butt-yog! There’s nothing better than pean-butt on toast!
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