Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

Hiatus with the Gods

“Hiatus with the Gods” is a reference to the popular web comic “Leveling Up with the Gods.” The reference is because the comic has extremely frequent hiatuses, often only 2-4 chapter between them, the fan base has nicknamed the series “Hiatus with the Gods.” Members of the community began to bet (often their balls, their friends’, and their lineage) on whether or not the next chapter would release as scheduled. With people being ‘upset’ when chapter do release on time.

“ I have no words, horrendous, bring back my beloved Hiatus with the Gods.”

“YES FINALLY THE PEAK HIATUS WITH GODS IS BACK !!!”

“Can’t believe betting balls has been what’s holding Hiatus with the Gods together.”

by Oosedamoose August 18, 2025

The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.

Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mandy Sue Jenkins Brickey Dycus Godfrey

The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.

Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them

by Jonathan Godfrey April 2, 2024

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025