raw bobber

Adj. Often following an episode of blue balls when the male penis becomes sore or strained due to prolonged erection or excitement.

Charles overdose of Viagra was beginning to give him a raw bobber.

by Super Steve May 19, 2017

pinchy bobo

Tight, or short on an object/thing

Hey, we are pinchy bobo on disk space here! - server admin

by Michelle J B May 26, 2017

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

kiss bobby

Meaning to give head or deep throat after making out

Gimme some kiss bobby when I see you after school

by Elaine bul September 19, 2017

tosh-bobbler

Person who bobbles tosh: talks nonsense and is as enthusiastic and useful to a meeting as a puppy chasing leaves. Reads books on "how to get ahead in business" in spare time and misquotes them at work.

That new Project Manager is a right tosh-bobbler

by swampmeister September 20, 2017