Zombee

A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.

Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.

Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.

by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago July 24, 2008

Zombie Text

A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.

sorry, zombie text

by Hi Person! August 29, 2010

Zombie Style

While having sex the female is moaning loudly and you finish the act by "shooting" her in the face.

Ben, me and my wife had some wild sex last night, it was totally Zombie Style!

by Mr. Muncher March 24, 2011

blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

by pope hentai November 30, 2003

Zombie AIDS

hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.

John: Hey want to go do something tonight?

Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...

by Pube-Bot March 3, 2010

ZOMG!11 Rei!

A 4chan term that was made because of the masses of Rei hentai made.

"*posts Rei hentai*"
"I'd hit it."
"ZOMG!11 REI!"
"*FAPFAPFAPFAP*"

by Jimi October 22, 2004

zombiecore

Any type of music that has lyrics in reference to zombie's. ZombieCore is mostly a derivative of punk and/or hardcore. Zombiecore was mostly popularized with the band "Send More Paramedics". It is a growing niche of music, sure to confuse people who can't tell the difference between emo, screamo, hardcore, and death metal.

HighSchoolKid1: Hey, i'm in the mood for some zombiecore.
HighSchoolKid2: Well right-o, let's have a listen.

by Icthus_SN December 9, 2008