Funkly Wonkly

Funky in a (very) positive way

Jenna: Hi Jack!
Jack: Hi Jenna! Your dress is looking very funkly wonkly

by Flareongx September 2, 2022

Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.

My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.

by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.

“That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”

by ChocolateMaster December 22, 2023

Bonka wonka

Bonka wonka an silly name for a stupid cat

Bonka wonka stop that this once instant

by Thiscrackersmacker December 24, 2023

Willy Wonka Bucks

A term that can be used when you want to enter a bet or dare a friend to do something stupid but don't want to put anything at stake. In other words, it's money made from "pure imagination".

Person 1: Hey Person 2 I'll give you 50 Willy Wonka bucks if you ask Person 3 out!
Person 2: Sure
{Person 2 does the dare}
Person 2: Where is my money?
Person 1: HAH here you go. It's money made from pure imagination!

by Deadest Man Walking November 14, 2023