two shots of vodka

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

Two Thumbs Up

An unofficial honor given for excellence in any field. 'Two thumbs up' is/are not contained to any profession/achievement, and, therefore, can be awarded for any outstanding accomplishment.

When Ebert & Rober give a movie two thumbs up, does each of them contribute one thumb?

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Two-Thousands

AKA Two Thousands, 2000s, 2XXXs, 2-Thousands, 2 Thousands etc.
The period between January 1st of the year 2000 and December 31st of the year 2999.

With all the transformations our planet, it's cultures, government, geography, technology, language, music, the way we dress etc are likely to go through, it is highly unlikely that we will get through the Two-Thousands with a world as closely resembling our own as that shown on the cartoon "Futurama."

by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 9, 2008

two for the pink one for the stink

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

by Seek May 5, 2004

two dolla hoe

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

going for two

"going for two" plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point.

:Encompasses a situation of sexual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing some sort of sexual act, but have decided to press their luck and attempt to undertake 2 of such acts within the limited time they had together, before they eventually are interrupted or forced to return.

-Megan and Chris have been gone for way too long... they must be going for two
- Is it safe to go back to the room yet, or do you think they're going for two?

by Bruce Dickenson November 30, 2005