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Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....
Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!
by knock September 15, 2009
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Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.
From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).
by Nico0885 November 3, 2012
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go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.
What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two
by Jaymac10 October 8, 2011
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[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.
Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.
by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008
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Zero two

Antagonist from the Kirby series last seen just as an eyeball (zero) it's reincarnation looks way more scary than the original having an bleeding eyeball, wings made of thorns and a halo. It serves as the secret final boss of Kirby 64 the crystal shards being available only after you get all the crystal shards and beat the fake final boss. the fight happens with Kirby being supported by ribbon while gunning 02 with the crystal gun. not to be confused with the anime girl.
Person 1: Hey! Did you play Kirby 64 the crystal shards?

Person 2: Yes! it was very fun

Person 1: Did you fight Zero two yet?

Person 2: Nah I still missing on some of the crystal shards

Person 3: Did someone say Zero two?

Person 2: yes we were talking about kir...

Person 3: Yes about Zero two. She is the best girl isn't she?

Person 1: We are talking about Kirby 64. Zero two is the name of the final boss.

Person 3: Wait the final boss is the anime girl?

Person 1: No! Zero two is an bleeding eyeball with thorn wings and a halo. Not the anime girl.

Person 3: Ok sorry

Person 1: Anyway.. What are the crystal shards you are missing?
by anonymous Zelda fan. September 9, 2021
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Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character
Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional
by venans October 4, 2020
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two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.
"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."
by Chesnikk January 26, 2009
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