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xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson

she’s like so totally leggerz, she boyfriend is in prison rn for grand theft auto but that does stop her seen him and having a cheek shag behind the vending machines. she 1/3 of the ket heads and madly in love with braddy daddy
don’t you think xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson name is weird and long?

it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon
by xyra Thompson October 22, 2022
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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ava thompson

she is a fake ass friend. she talks shit behind everyone’s back. don’t be fooled. oh and i can’t forget she will always steel your mans doesn’t matter who he is.
by ava m thompson. July 3, 2018
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Asymmetric Clubbed thumbs

Fat stubby thumbs syndrome- Just like Megan Fox!!!
Oh wow you have a asymmetric clubbed thumbs.... They're so fat.
by AMANDUH28 May 22, 2011
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xxx thumper

"triple-x thumper" is a variation on the common, fun, drinking game thumper. instead of having any sign whatsoever, individuals playing this new and exciting version may only use sexually-charged signs.
John just did your sign Jane, the tongue-poking-the-inside-of-his-mouth! Now you have to do yours, and then someone else's, for example, you could squeeze your breasts. xxx thumper
by xxx drinking January 3, 2009
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Thumper

A very large ass. Comparing it to the ass of a rabbit off the movie Bambi.... Thumper.
Damn look at that bitch rite there, that bitch got a thumper.
by Snoeflyke February 19, 2010
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Trumpshake

To awkwardly shake someones hand as you establish your dominance.
I will Trumpshake this little bitches hand so he knows his place
by Casually Cool February 10, 2017
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