table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

tabby

Short hand term of endearment for the Tabernacle in Atlanta, Ga.

I'm going to the Tabby for the Blackberry Smoke Holiday Reunion

by Simply Chris P. December 2, 2018

tableslayer

someone involved in the violent destruction of a table

" you see that guy over there. he broke a bunch of tables at Ikea, he's a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

Tablephobic

The fear of tables

Victor is tablephobic

by Xaneary January 23, 2019

Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019

Tablehopper

Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.

Paolo hung out with different people during lunch every day making him a tablehopper

by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019

table trash

Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.

The pool table is surrounded by table trash.

by Hafnerd August 16, 2019