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Tablehopper 

Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.
Paolo hung out with different people during lunch every day making him a tablehopper
Tablehopper by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019
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Tablehooter 

A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.

Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.

Gettysburg Tabletopper 

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
Gettysburg Tabletopper by BTLighting February 22, 2011

table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.
Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.
table hopper by Ace Wade March 1, 2010

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab
While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.
table-hopper by EmpySee September 26, 2013
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026