Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

Surf Slut

n.
1. Often Misunderstood: A person who engages in the act of surfing to a degree considered to be excessive

a. Will often neglect responsibilities to do so.

b. Will do so at anytime, anywhere, with anyone, on any wave with no regard to weather or temperature.

Jen is always surfing no matter what; what a surf slut.

by sswakesurf September 1, 2021

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by anonymous December 8, 2024

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025