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Metro Station

An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
by Loco-Lola June 7, 2009
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Metro station

Well lets see.
Hot
hot
and more hot.
amazing singers.
the end.
I just love listening to Metro station, the singers are way hott.
by emilinarockstarr June 18, 2008
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situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
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situations

used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.
"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."
by tree September 21, 2004
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situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.
Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.
by pjargon July 21, 2020
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College Station

A shitty college town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, getting shitfaced at Northgate, being fucking obsessed with George W. Bush, going to KKK meetings, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. These mongoloids are often seen dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, and wearing white sheets with cut-out eyeholes. Enter with extreme caution... especially you colored folks.
Wait, why did Tyrone move to College Station?!
by bobobadobop June 7, 2018
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College Station

CS-Conservative Shithole
You going to A&M-Have fun living in the conservative hell of College Station
by doobop August 27, 2006
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