Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.

"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."

by Collations May 4, 2025

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.

Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.

by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

by frozenman57 May 28, 2024