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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Spifty

1. (noun) Sunscreen with a sun protection factor of 50. A combination of the word fifty and the acronym SPF.

2. (verb) To apply sunscreen with SPF 50 to oneself or to others.

See re-spifty and spfifteen
1. I really don't want sunburn, please pass me the spifty.

2. Javier, can you spifty my back for me?
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shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole
Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself
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Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!
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spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.
Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?
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skitty on wailord

When your erect dick is so big it splits her vagina during sex;
also, when in pokemon, a huge sperm whale inserts its dick into a common house cats ass
Oh man, last night my boyfriend and I had sex. It was totally Skitty on Wailord!

Skitty: "Skiiiiiiitty!!!!" (Realizes it's too tight)
Wailord: "Wail Wail!!"
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shittyshitshit

this essay is so shittyshitshit
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