if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............
by numbers_15offthetop January 8, 2008
Get the soft toastmug. Soft...mads is the sweetest Madison Beer fan page that u can find on tiktok. The person who owns it is kindness in person!
by Milleyyy December 29, 2020
Get the soft...madsmug. A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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by Weetile April 7, 2016
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