Diana: Oh, George! I'm a about to orgasm.
George: (stops banging)
Diana: (orgasms softly) Fuck you George! Did you just soft orgasm me! We're never fucking again you motherfucking douche!
George: (stops banging)
Diana: (orgasms softly) Fuck you George! Did you just soft orgasm me! We're never fucking again you motherfucking douche!
by monkeyface4568 October 22, 2015

Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
by monkeyface4568 April 13, 2014

If someone asks you how your dating life is going - "totally nabs"
Someone you don't like is hitting on you - "eww, nabs!"
Someone asks your friend's relationship status - "shoot your shot they're totally nabs!"
Someone you don't like is hitting on you - "eww, nabs!"
Someone asks your friend's relationship status - "shoot your shot they're totally nabs!"
by monkeyface4568 December 01, 2024

Jeff: “I do not have daddy issues.”
Britta: “Denial is the first step to acceptance.”
Jeff: “That can’t be right.”
Britta: “Says the denyist.”
Britta: “Denial is the first step to acceptance.”
Jeff: “That can’t be right.”
Britta: “Says the denyist.”
by monkeyface4568 April 05, 2021

2S means two-spirit.
Two-spirit people (also two spirit or twospirit) is a modern umbrella term used by some indigenous North Americans for gender variant individuals in their communities. Non-Native anthropologists have historically used the term berdaches for individuals who fulfill one of many mixed gender roles in First Nations and Native American tribes, but this term has more recently fallen out of favour.
Two-spirit people (also two spirit or twospirit) is a modern umbrella term used by some indigenous North Americans for gender variant individuals in their communities. Non-Native anthropologists have historically used the term berdaches for individuals who fulfill one of many mixed gender roles in First Nations and Native American tribes, but this term has more recently fallen out of favour.
by monkeyface4568 March 20, 2015

Remy is the rat from pixar's ratatouille and he's a rat but he's a good cook which should be gross but it actually works. If something is remy that means it shouldn't go together / shouldn't work, but it does
by monkeyface4568 December 01, 2024

An actual word, despite the objections of many people. An adjective in the dictionary: dictionary.reference. com/browse/funner
Also "more fun", "funnest", "fun"
Also "more fun", "funnest", "fun"
The rollercoasters are funner than the Ferris Wheel.
by monkeyface4568 March 01, 2015
