Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Three Bag Slap

When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.

We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.

My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

italian neck slap

Getting Slapped in the neck using the famous Italian hand gesture.

Why is it Caused?
When a person makes direct eye contact with the persons Italian hand gesture the Italian hand can slap the neck of the person who made eye contact.

Tip: Never do in the front of the neck only the back of the neck.

Sally Italian neck slapped Kenny as a punishment for making eye contact with her Italian gesture.

by Italian Slappist March 5, 2018

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

slapadapadingdong

Good, ol' fashioned, deep-bone diggin' sex. Specifically at a faster pace creating a slapping sound because the balls 'slap' the lady's ass.

John says to Bill: "Man, my balls are stingin' today."
Bill replies: "How come, John?"
John explains: "Well me and the Mrs. got it goin' real good last night...you know, slapadapadingdong like, and I swear I had my balls slappin' so fast off her ass that it sounded like we had an entire audience clapping for us!!"

by Adam The Dude February 4, 2008