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Shit Rocket

A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.
Every time I eat bacon cheeseburgers, I have to take a Shit Rocket.
by Baby_Blaster January 19, 2012
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aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something
bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits
by dustybelle January 21, 2017
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shitting peugeot

A road-rage phrase used whenever another driver pisses you off in some way, and that person is driving a peugeot.

Originated from a Youtube video in 2015. The camera car is following a Peugeot who is trying to join the M1 motorway southbound from the A414. Rather than accelerating to get ahead of the adjacent lorry, the Peugeot driver makes a misjudgement and slows down to a crawl to try and join.

Since then there have been several spin-off videos, all involving Peugeots being driven badly.
*Peugeot slows down on motorway slip road*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* SHITTING PEUGEOT!!!
by CycloneChilli June 15, 2018
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shit abyss

The shit abyss by my understanding is a terrifying place of reckoning, a place and time where you will be forced to face yourself and your decisions. It is referenced by the great Mr. Lahey on the trailer park boys when warning Ricky about his shinanaigans.
"Rick, your going to be consumed by the abyss. You know what that is Rick, the shit abyss? In the abyss there's nothing but you and your character."
shit rope shit hawk shit apple mr. lahey
by Genghis Chong July 1, 2014
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naked shit

When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!

Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
by nypaliguy November 9, 2009
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Ain't shit

Describing one as if they are nothing
And_You_Hype on Twitter ain't shit.
by IAintShit_Yet May 22, 2016
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Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
by MastaFlava February 16, 2010
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