shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Shart

The equivalent name on Parler for a "Tweet" on Twitter.

Like and Share this shart to promote my latest tinfoil hat conspiracy theory! This will ignite a shartstorm that will flood Parler!

by MrZeg December 4, 2020

pinky shart

a person who flips you off with their pinky

Jagger is a Pinky Shart.

by big mommy anslee December 22, 2020

Shart

The mathematical equation is:

shit + fart = shart

Dang! I just sharted BAD

by theguywhossmarterthanyousoshut November 29, 2020