Existentially retarded 

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

Existentially retarded by Psususususus June 1, 2021

Sugar Retarded 

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

Sugar Retarded by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

commentally retarded by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Fire retarded 

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

Fire retarded by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

a retarded amount of As

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guy: holy shit thats a retarded amount of As

a retarded amount of As by Zordyn May 21, 2023

5th Degree Retarded 

Daddy slim cock, also known as “I exploit vulnerable women and share videos of them masturbating to make myself feel like a REAL boy.”

My name is Dustin, and I am 5th degree retarded

5th Degree Retarded by JustEatingTush January 6, 2020

let's get retarded 

see: crunk

let's get retarded by Anonymous November 4, 2003