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Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.
Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.
by Pooksie December 15, 2010
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paddle

by Eugene December 28, 2005
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puddlely

When there are large amounts of puddles on the ground.

Not to be confused with Puddly or a small pool of water.
Alex: "It rained a lot last night!"

Jared: "Now it's all puddlely!"
by Chillarity October 13, 2011
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Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs
Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!
by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012
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rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
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piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 17, 2009
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Piddle Fartin'

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."
by Jorrey March 1, 2014
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