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Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
Protein Pipe by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
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Pleasure Pipe 

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.
Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.
Roper pipe by Chumanzee August 1, 2012

leg pipe 

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch
"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"
leg pipe by scheerio December 1, 2014

Drain Pipe 

When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.
Did you hear? That Tasha girl just did a drain pipe to that Daisy girl!
Drain Pipe by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Peter Piper 

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.
Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

Auto Pipe 

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
Auto Pipe by Mockypoo September 16, 2017