Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

The Pied Pussy

A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.

Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.

by The Professorial One September 9, 2011

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.

Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.

by Chumanzee August 1, 2012

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch

"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"

by scheerio December 1, 2014

Drain Pipe

When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.

Did you hear? That Tasha girl just did a drain pipe to that Daisy girl!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017