Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.

Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!

by andrewd126 November 6, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

Out of pants

When something is out of pocket, but its mad sussy

Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants

by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018