30 minute-er

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

by S. Ewin October 21, 2004

15 minutes on Mohammed

A holiday celebrated between locals of the northern Canadian region which is used to celebrate struggle and capability but also comedy and friendship. Celebrated at 2:15 Am on certain days. Created by Connor, Quinn, Orlando, justice, nolan, josh, Cordell and other members of the HSMC group.

Omg justice look at that!! We did it, it’s 15 minutes on Mohammed!!! Everyone spread the news

by Connor (creator of 15 minutes) December 31, 2021

I Need A Minute

Phrase. Used to let your friends or whoever you are in the midst of conversation with that the stress level has reached an all time high. One would require a break so as to cool down and not "Freak Out!!"

Wife/Girlfriend/Annoying Friend: Nag, Nag, Nag (Senseless Conversation)
Me: Gahhh, I'm getting so stressed/annoyed right now, I need a minute.

by o0 CyRaX 0o September 4, 2010

Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012

rollover minutes

The rare, lucky event that one wakes up still high from the night before

I drove quite slow to work today, I was still on rollover minutes.

by Meeske45 August 11, 2008

Dart your mitt

when someone takes it up the pooper

when kyle jennings darted regum bradums mitt it was quite special and then drew said ohhhh dart your mitt eh

by mitt darter December 31, 2011

two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.

by the skizzow September 4, 2003