minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

minge balls

Droopy fanny flaps that resemble saggy balls

Girl: I walked in the bathroom and she was bent over shaving what looked like saggy balls!
Other Girl: she has minge balls!!

by GurkinHead December 6, 2013

minge binger

Someone who eats their way through an army of pussaaaay.

Damn, Johnny goes through his female possy like a minge binger!

by shaggadelicbabyyeah May 12, 2014

mingegargle

A mouthwash shot take from a vagina.

My mouth felt so weird after that sex that i just had to take a mingegargle

by ThroughTheBoris January 22, 2015

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

mingechete

A mingechete (/məngˈʃɛti/; Spanish pronunciation: mangˈtʃete) is a large cleaver-like knife. The blade is typically 32.5 to 45 centimeters (12.8 to 17.7 in) long and usually under 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thickness. In the Spanish language, the word is a diminutive form of the word minge, which means vagina or beaver and was used to refer to large unkempt female genital areas.1 It’s primary use is to clear a path through the severely overgrown pubic area bush2 to allow access to the sin cave.

Pack: Wallace, I've been wanting you for years... (I'm drippin' weet}
Wallace: You look awesome right now.
Pack: Give it to me now, big boy......
Wallace: Bazinga, your bush is so dense and jungle-like down here, I'm totally choking on pubes, I should've brought a Mingechete to clear a path to your steaming sin cave.

by dotdotwallace March 6, 2016

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016