Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X May 17, 2011

Underground Maleroad

Any college dorm basement that is recognized as an all male floor. Originated in Drake University's Herriott Hall.

"I got lost in the underground maleroad last night and had to sleep in a bathroom."

by doors_ September 8, 2013

voice mailer

1. (v) When you miss a friend's call and when you call them back, it goes to voice mail.

I called Joey back after I missed his call, but he didn't answer, what a voice mailer.

by DaDankPotato May 11, 2016

5th mahler symphony

A pain in the ass

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.

by Анал_таня November 25, 2016

Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016