Lambroast

A sexual activity, where two males are having sex with a female. The female must be willing and usually enjoys sex (hurting for a squirting).The first male will be attending to the vagina, while the second male is receiving oral sex from the female. Thus creating the illusion of a Lamb being roasted on a spit.

Derek and Jim, took amy into the closet and amy blew Jim while Derek was railing her from behind, Lambroast

by hawkfucker905 November 6, 2009

Joke lamprey

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

like a lamb to slaughter

to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen

hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter

by i m not jeff September 28, 2017

lamington

Australian food. Traditional small sponge cake squares covered in chocolate icing and sprinkled with coconut.

I ate a lamington today.

by Alexil July 16, 2008

Lamp(loveless)

The school for the smart kids that idiots like to diss because they know they have no chance of getting in, or were rejected from because of examples when someone can find a donkey that can spell better than they.

LAMP @ Loveless(Lamp(loveless)) has more grants than normal schools have graduates.

by Fey-chan October 29, 2006