After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks

"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"

by spacestation October 30, 2009

Jerry Seinfelding

Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.

Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.

Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.

Mom: Then you can't go out.

Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.

Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull

Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.

by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010

Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005

Mungo Jerry

-performing cunnilingus regardless of your partners personal hygene.
-blind folded muff diving.

She wanted me to go down on her right after her track meet, so I had to pull a "mungo jerry".

To hell with the hair curds, I'm doing a mugo jerry.

by Gorgone August 9, 2003

Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

by foug June 13, 2003

Jerry

That one guy everybody blames.

"Look there he goes.... Jerry."

by Turdman Jones September 3, 2016

jeriyah

big booty shortie n she belong to DJ

jeriyah man is DJ n DJ crazy

by ddotcrazy October 16, 2021