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hyperfocus

1. A theoretical state of being or ability in which one is able to concentrate and focus on a particular subject so intensely, ultimately becoming oblivious to everything else around.
2. Believed to be attained most often in people with ADD or ADHD.
3. Arguably a myth spread around the world by the mother's of children with ADD and ADHD, for the reason of making their children feel special.
Jimmy: Hey Jay-boy, did you happen to catch last night's episode of Ugly Betty?
Jay: First off, never call me 'Jay-boy' again or I'll whoop the fucking shit out of you. Second, only fucking forty year old women and fags watch that show.
Jimmy: Oh, well that was quite rude...
Dave: Hey guys, what are you up to?
Jay: Nothing much, you?
Dave: Well, I just finished with scuba diving class, and I got the nickname Addy. You know, because I have ADHD and take Adderall.
Jimmy: Affirmative.
Jay: I personally would have given you the nickname 'realistic' or 'trustworthy' because you're always believable and never stretch the truth...
Dave: Yea you're right, I do have great morals. Have I ever mentioned to you guys that I can hyperfocus?
Jimmy & Jay: ......
Dave: Well basically I can utilize and focus my energies on stuff, so I can become really, really focused on something.
Jay: No shit, I can concentrate really hard too.
Dave: No, you don't see. Hyperfocus has made me significantly better at baseball, art, and somewhat in music.
Jay: Dave, you don't even play baseball?
Dave: ...That's right, but If I would have played from an early age I would have been really good.
Jay: Uh huh...and Jimmy would be straight if he wasn't raped when he was 5.
Jimmy: He's right, I would be.
Jimmy & Jay: Hahaha...
Dave: You guys never take me seriously...you can even ask my Mom about it. She knows a lot more than I do.
Jay: Yo Jimmy, maybe Dave's Mom fucked superman.
Jimmy: ...Ohhhh, so that's why he has superpowers!
Jay: Jimmy, you know that was a joke?
Jimmy: Oh...I know...a joke...
Dave: What the fuck? You guys are assholes.
Jay: What the fuck, right back at you bitch. Dave you are the lying asshole. You fucking step foot in my room and claim that you have a 'super power', when it's actually just the 40mg of amphetamine salts in fucking Adderall and the bias from your Mom that enables you to feel as if you can actually 'hyperfocus'.
Dave: ....................
Jay: T-wift!
Jimmy: So he doesn't have super powers?
by The Chuckle Monster May 9, 2009
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hyperbola

a double edged curve no one knows about.
Matt: What's a hyperbola?

John: I dont know! No one knows about it!
by cooliokid23 March 28, 2009
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huperoffspring

An ultra-politically correct term said to be used by feminists as a replacement for "human." See, "human" ends in "man," which should be replaced with "person." But even "huperson" ends with "son," so for ultimate equality it shall be changed to "offspring." Therefore, we have the absolutely sterile word "huperoffspring."
All the huperoffspring of the world should join hands in harmony and peace.
by Luca February 9, 2005
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Mad hype

A state of pure and understated excitement.
Friend 1: Are you still going on that date tomorrow?

Friend: You know it, I'm mad hype!
by Mad Hype Hatter March 10, 2011
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hyped

Something promoted or publicized (a product or idea) intensively, often exaggerating its importance or benefits
Studying is hyped.
by atduarte December 6, 2012
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hypebeast

a hypebeast is an individual that rocks whatever brand or style might be trending at the time. they choose clothes specifically to impress others. if an individual wears LRG, nike SB, levis, etc. theyre not necessarily a hypebeast, if they purchase what they enjoy and dont buy shit based on everyone elses opinion, then they just have their swag locked the fuck down
Mike just got those tiffany nike sbs that everyone has.

^^^hypebeast

John just copped a pair of fresh forces for like 50$.
^^^swagbeast
by jakkscreeet May 11, 2011
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hyperintellectual

1. Succinctly, they are to the intellectual what the intellectual is to the layman.
2. Something more people should aspire to be, as opposed to merely becoming a member of the common intellectual class.
"Wow, I heard that XYZ is a billionaire social-critic professor chessmaster and is working in fields with potentially history-shattering implications."
"What a lucky guy."
"Nah, I don't think it's luck; I think he's just a hyperintellectual."
by abc32342 July 3, 2008
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