Lebanon High School 

Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,

GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,

student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!

P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege

P2: did you try lebanon high school?

Lebanon High School by Perfumepicture June 5, 2017

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

Francis Howell High School by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

Fenton high school 

An awful school full of a bunch of feminist and people who take literally everything offensively, almost every person goes to the bathroom to get their “fix” from a vape. A shit ton of white girls try to act ghetto because god knows why. You have people fucking behind vending machines and bomb threats on the first day. Need I go on?

Wow fenton high school really SUCKS. I just graduated from there and I never wanna step back in that building

Fenton high school by Proud to be an American! June 5, 2019

Columbia high school

School where they profile kids with bad grades. School full kids who are either athletic or wear womens boots and fake Gucci bags. Fuck malloy and all the other staff

Columbia high school is gay

Columbia high school by Boof my butt March 13, 2019

Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!

Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.

Leland High School by J0eMaMaCanSugmaDixk October 21, 2019

Centennial High School 

A Bunker like structure situated in Howard County, often rated as one of the top schools in Maryland. Most people agree that its architectual design resembles a prison or bunker. Contains a overwhelming amount of Asians, (Misnomer Chentennial), and has hardware collections that are still in use ranging from thermometers used in WWI to computers built during the Cold War. It is believed that the usage of such legacy systems is caused by a lack of adaquate funding to upgrade infrastructure.

*Centennial High School computers needs 30 or more minutes to start Mozilla Firefox.

Centennial High School by Zulu Charlie April 21, 2011

shasta high school 

- a place full of a bunch of wannabe dumbass’s, pot heads, and a whole lotta drama and you have people asking to hit your sourin every second of the day stg!

Person: what school do you go to
Me:shasta high school

Person: ohh that’s unfortunate

shasta high school by Themahb January 8, 2019