Yee Hawdies

Domestic terrorists, willing to kill themselves in a pointless attempt to please Donald Trump

One of the Yee Hawdies tasered his own nutsack at Capitol Hill.

by Mcneilgirl January 13, 2021

York Hawk

A humorous name that sounds like York Hawk when you say it fast, more convincing as a real name than Yurk Hawk

Fred: Say York Hawk but fast
Wayne: York Hawk
Fred: Haha I made you say Your Cock
Wayne: York Hawk is very small.

by X-Headows May 28, 2021

Gossip hawk

When someone shoves there beak in everyone’s gossip

Ella: Wow Ruairi’s being a big gossip hawk again
Pat: ya he loves a bit of gossip

by Squirt_69 September 22, 2021

Tony Hawk Phenomenon

Prominently known from tony hawks interactions with the people; where person A believes person B to look like a celebrity, when it turns out, that person B is that celebrity.

These interactions would happen on a mass scale of ‘fans’ mistaking the celebrity for a lookalike.

Fan: “has anyone ever told you that you look like tony hawk?”

Tony hawk: “yeah I’ve heard that a few times before.”

(Example of the Tony hawk phenomenon)

by Llupeyy March 30, 2022

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022