GILF

Grandmom I'd love to fuck!

Dude, Candi's mom is a GILF!

What is a Gilf? It's a grandmother I'd love to boink all night long!

by SPELLING August 30, 2017

Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017

girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.

Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned

by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018

Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.

Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .

by sheila in the car September 2, 2018

Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

oc J

P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice

by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018

Gdilf

A grandpa you’d like to duck

I want a gdilf

by Foxymoma25 January 23, 2019

girlfriend

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.

No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!

by anonxacct01 April 26, 2020