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The Grand Theft Auto 

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

East Grand Rapids Middle School 

Similar to East Grand Rapids High School, 95% of the people are white and rich. With this school is filled with bright minds and smart people, but no one cares and don’t do crap. In this school you will spend three years of your life with an insane amount of depression and be oppressed by the “popular boys”.
Look at those boys with their football hoodies and talking about fingering eachother, they must be from East Grand Rapids Middle School.

Fate Grand Order 

Acronym: FGO
Another mobile game
That reaally
Makes you salty
And pray for rng
Cuz of its rng
Person 1:Did you get Scatacth on Fate Grand Order?
Person 2:No my luck sucks hard

legendary grand prix

The best car in the rown of sutton, it is finely tuned, and well pimped, and custom in many ways some of the pimping includes buck regal rims(dubs), 6 inch flood lights in the trunk, blue lights under dash, new grand am spoiler with custom risers, center head light removed, green lights under the back seats, a super horn that plays 154 tunes plus a keyboard built in, tuck tape rear window, and straigt piped ...
joe- man did you see that legendary grand prix rollin the streets
bill- yea man custom dubs on that ma
legendary grand prix by Rush_545 November 20, 2009

The Grand Feast 

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
The Grand Feast by Keller austin September 25, 2021

The Grand Tour 

The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.

If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.