Google Goggles 

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)

My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!

Google Goggles by Philopean September 11, 2006

irish goggles 

porn term-when a man places his testicals over a womans eyes.

give just before a donkey punch

irish goggles by Laura Emily April 14, 2005

Mexican spicy goggles 

When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.

Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles

Mexican spicy goggles by MrVanpedy June 28, 2011

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

jizz goggles by khemeckal August 28, 2005

Blair goggles 

Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.

Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."

Blair goggles by clairem December 9, 2008

japanese rain goggles 

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

japanese rain goggles by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

boob goggles by colonel crackers August 21, 2006