goat nose

Jamaican Slang for the vagina

Excuse me miss, can I stick a finger or two in your goat nose?

by steve frick November 19, 2003

Goat of football

Messi.

Messi is the GOAT of football.

by MessiLionel September 23, 2020

Goat Juice

A milky projectile that comes from a goat's penis.

The little boy got sprayed with goat juice when he tickeled the goat's butthole.

by Dwight Kurt Schrute Farms October 12, 2008

goat punch

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.

pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina

by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005

goat show

An event that is boring and/or lacking an attractive female presence.

This party is a goat show.

by Panties May 13, 2005

Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010

goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006