fuzzy dice

When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.

My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"

by Craig Kenneth January 1, 2007

fuzzy diamond

AKA pussy or vagina

You are a fuzzy diamond.

by Pimp Cvak August 10, 2003

fuzzy wurbler

Putting your balls in someones mouth while they have warm water in their mouth

I gave Nicole a fuzzy wurbler.

by Smoky the Behr June 11, 2006

Fuzzy Trumpet

A man is receiving oral sex from his partner. The partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his butthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner's thumb. The sound makes a reverberating PRRTTTTHHHT like an amateur on the trumpet. Often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.

"Everytime he tries to tickle my anus I let out a Fuzzy Trumpet"

by 336 April 17, 2007

Fuzzy Hamburger

A hairy vagina, usually of the hooded clitoral shape

We were gonna smash, but she’s been working so hard she forgot to shave her fuzzy hamburger.

by IRIxAgent47 August 13, 2018

fuzzy panda

One who is your gf / bf, but you don't love them (yet).

I asked her out last night...she's my fuzzy panda.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Fuzzy-Lovin'

An animal, mammal, who is fuzzy (bushy, fluffy, hairy, etc.) and/or cute. Usually such a creature makes you want to hug, squeeze, or pet them. Often such animals are used as pets such as dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc.

Mom:That squirrel is so cute! Look at that bushy tail!
Morgyn:It's a fuzzy-lovin'!

by Saggysocks May 18, 2007