douchebag

An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.

That douchebag stole my car.

by Ainolketta March 9, 2005

douchebag

Dumb, unoriginal, self-absorbed pieces of shit with a lame sense of humor. Basically 99% of American males. Stupid sluts love them and treat them like kings, further spawning more douchebagery.

Kanye West and douchebags who think his lyrics are clever.

by blinglong berugata November 25, 2009

douchebag

The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.

"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"

by bettie May 7, 2005

douchebag

An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

by jeff March 21, 2004

douchebag stamp

upper back tattoo, preferably of a "tribal" design, that helps to show what a douchbag someone is.

thats kid has his douchebag stamp as his face book profile pic

by troawesome March 2, 2009

Douchebag

Any male who defined "Love" on Urbandictionry

Go outside, douchebags

by GregSIsTheBest March 13, 2009

douchebagitus

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

by jon.o April 13, 2010