Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

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[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

douchebag

A word used to describe a man who expects to receive oral sex from a woman without providing it in return.

Girl 1: "So I gave John head last night, and he didn't even return the favor."
Girl 2: "What a douchebag!"

by slutswithacause July 6, 2014

Douchebag

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.

I hate your face douchebag

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.

Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!

by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

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by Jrguido June 26, 2017

douchebag

my moms boyfriend

he is a douchebag!!!

by elainaH1o2 June 25, 2018

Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.

That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!

by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018