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douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.
My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
by Kasscendra February 2, 2009
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.
"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."
by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021
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Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".
by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009
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Douchebag

My Dad!
Douchebag
by Raikovv January 31, 2009
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Douchebag

Greg Wilkman
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Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags
by kaiken October 20, 2008
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Douchebag

1. A bag of douche.
2. And apparently it's a Roman citizen...
1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche

2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...

Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 23, 2008
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doucheberger

{dooshbergA} 1. (n) a Russian terrorist from the acclaimed movie 007: Casino Roy L on Google Video.
2. (n) a big fucking douche derger
-Mr. Doucheberger?
-It's pronounced, douchebergay.
by Matt Derger October 2, 2007
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