Dad tax

A portion of any item received by any household member that the Dad is entitled to. Most often applied to food and drink items. Applies to items given to or purchased by any household member as a contribution for all the wonderful things that a Dad does for the household without recognition or reward. The tax is applied entirely at the descretion of the Dad and can be used at home, in the car, at the shops, at friends houses, or anywhere else in the known and unknown galaxy.

"That cake looks nice." - holds out hand - "Time for some Dad tax"
-Opens bag of sweets/lollies - "I've opened it for you, now make with the Dad tax"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Dad Music

Music that your father probably listens to; prime examples are ACDC, Bon Jovi and John Farnham.

''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''

''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''

by Unidastel June 19, 2014

Dad body

Well toned extremities, huge beer gut. Due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.

Tyler looks like he lifts but his gut is questionable. Tyler forsure has a Dad body

by Tyrobious September 25, 2014

Dad Stories

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.

"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.

by MadamexXx March 4, 2009

Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.

Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"

by 21108fyr April 22, 2018

Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.

My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.

by rightshu January 19, 2015

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018