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5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009
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chuntaro

A type of gangster cumbia. The dance can varey on where they'er from. Its usally perfromed with a group of chuntaro gangsters. Each one will take a turn in the center,until the song a over
Damn man I wish I could dance chuntaro like them fools over there.
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cantaloupe

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
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Cunt A Brick

an expression one would say after eg. stubbing their toe etc. replaces the term shit a brick, with the word cunt in the place of shit
George kicks his toe- "ahh cunt a brick!"
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cuntasaurus

john - "i banged the sheela on the weekend man"
barry - "true"
john - "yeah she had definate cuntasaurus, and i thought they were extinct"
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Cuntass

A rare psychological disorder in which a man believes that his anus is actually a vagina. Not to be confused with homosexuality, cuntass can occur in both heterosexual and homosexual men. It is actually more common in heterosexual men, do the conflict wherein they desire anal penetration, but are disgusted with the idea of it at the same time.

Such men will often be observed practicing very strange behavior, such as using tampons anally on a monthly basis, or playing with their asshole excessively.

Cuntass is a severe disorder, and should not be taken lightly.
"Why the hell is John carrying around tampons?"
"He's god some serious cuntass."
by MrCuntAss December 10, 2008
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cuntacide

The act of unsuccessfully attempting to take one's life. The cuntacide attempt is typically a pathetic ploy for attention by someone wildly unpopular and mean (i.e. a cunt).
Damn, can you believe Jennifer pulled a cuntacide in Ohio at a sweepstakers convention?
by Krys666 July 20, 2007
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