crab drink

when Someone has lice on thier penis and you urinate in an unsespecting male or female.

"Dude I just crab drinked that sleeping girl over there and she didnt do a damn thing about it!"

Other guy "DUDE THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

by Tony Quipe November 16, 2007

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.

Leonard is your God now.

by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004

Crabs Gotta Eat

When the boys are feeling rambunctious.

When the lads are keen for a spot of botha that may endanger the well being of others.

“Dude Chris was so wasted last night he tried to break into the circuit board at the bar.”

“Hey man, Crabs Gotta Eat sometimes.”

by Regis2014 July 9, 2021

California Crab Tickle

A gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area.

Things were getting hot 'n' heavy, then my man suprised me with a California Crab Tickle! Ooooooeeee!

by Poo-Pee March 8, 2012

Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.

Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy

by Linguine88 April 7, 2020

Maryland Crab Face

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

by The Bullet May 21, 2008