cowboy update

A) (Verb, to get): to get your news on soc-med such as Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites

B) ( noun): the news items that's available through social media like the news column on Facebook' s right hand side.

If you are going to get a cowboy update definition a ), from such semi believable sources such as Facebook's cowboy update definition b), please learn how to think critically

by Sexydimma May 31, 2016

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

cowboy up

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' ans take ones responsibilities like a grown man

Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017

cowboy three way

A three way in which a mother and daughter are the females involved.

The MILF I met last night got mad at me for suggestion her daughter join us in a cowboy three way.

by Drock1954 June 25, 2017

Cowboy Joe

When someone shoots code from the hip without testing.

Fucking Cowboy Joe is at it again, always committing code to production without testing.

by not-ss September 1, 2017

cowboy limo

A top of the line Chevy Suburban, commonly driven by successful ranchers or Utah housewives.

There's another cowboy limo in the LDS parking lot.

by Baelish53 September 23, 2017

cowbeaf

The absolute pinnacle of the human race💯

"Yo did you see cowbeaf at the game last week?"

"Yea he was wearing a pair of shorts under his ankle length shorts."
"What a beast."
"I think you meant.. 'what a cowbeaf.'"

by Dexterahwhatt April 20, 2018