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Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.
Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.
by Dope420 January 15, 2017
mugGet the Computermug.

computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P
My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
mugGet the computer cussin'mug.

Computer

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
I did my homework on my new computer.
by society mercops November 2, 2020
mugGet the Computermug.

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
mugGet the Computer teachermug.

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
mugGet the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centermug.

The Computer Union

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.
Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
mugGet the The Computer Unionmug.

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