Commamders

The name for a pair of breasts that command your attention.

I was hanging the chandelier when she walks in with her commamders and the next thing I knew it was shattered on the floor.

by Thraxster March 1, 2023

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

Common Sense

if you came to urban dictionary of all places looking for this definition, you need to get some common sense. anyway, it means a general idea of what and what not to do. just don't be a fucking dumbass.

dude, get an understanding of common sense before you try to argue with someone again.

by bbqsauce9249 April 14, 2023

Commodore

Collective noun to refer to a group of junkies, especially meth junkies. More commonly used in Southern Perth or areas of Western Sydney.

There was a Commodore loitering outside the Rockingham Centrelink.

by Pink Motorola April 21, 2023