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tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
by The tit chugger June 10, 2016
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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
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Glamourus Chomper

A girl who chomps dick and chodes a lot.
Man 1:Man I just found out my girls a glamourus chomper when I caught her. Man2:That sucks dick.
by Chewychodechamper May 16, 2016
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diamond chompper

A person who is very arrogant about their money. Flaunting what others can't have.
He's such a diamond chompper flashing all those Benjamin's.
by hannahemiland April 26, 2016
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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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homemade chomper

When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.
by Tamspink August 8, 2017
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juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.
"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."
by MatthiasLion September 28, 2017
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