The sound when either Richard Hammond, or James May encounters something Jeremy Clarkson has done to anger or annoy them.
by Definiety.com November 15, 2025
Get the Clarkson mug.Carson is a walking, talking cautionary tale usually found in a cloud of exhaust and burning motor oil, clutching the steering wheel of a 1998 Chevy Silverado that’s 60% rust, 30% Bondo, and 10% active fire hazard.
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
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The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.
So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.
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Get the cheremy clarkson mug.A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
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by Tiller69 November 7, 2016
Get the Maddie Carson mug.A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one
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