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a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.
joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.
chode by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

Chodeman 

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both
You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman
Chodeman by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chode Joke 

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
Chode Joke by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017
a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick
Lucas Sharp has a chode
chode by momo1021 September 23, 2017
a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick
Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever
chode by momo1021 September 23, 2017
A person with an extremely short and thick penis.
Bobby P definitely has a chode.
Chode by Larry swindle October 29, 2017