hipster - cheetah

A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.

Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011

Wet Cheeto

When your at a basketball game and the kid under you in the bleachers has a cheeto that was on the floor in a puddle of water and If you dont take It he'll tell his mom

You: watch the game
Kid: *stares at you* eat the wet cheeto
You:😶

by Bezerk3r_FizzleYt September 1, 2019

Cheet

One who is a cheety lil reggin mick

i.e. Paul's team was awesome because the son of a bitch was a lil cheety lil mick cheeting prix cheet!!!!

by Fadilly August 30, 2006

Cheech and Chong

A womans vagina and butt-hole respectively. Can be used together or seperately.

Man: Show me your cheech
Woman: No

Man: I totally Cheech and Chonged her!
Other man: Whatever

by gideonschmideon March 12, 2007

Cheeto

A Lighter of any kind. Originated from the Bay Area

Jack: Whos got the Blunt?
Jill: I do
James: Did any one bring a Cheeto?

by 998 May 22, 2010

cheeching

to hit assault someone then threaten to hit them

"I i just cheeched someone."

"dont make me cheech you!"

"you just copped a cheeching."

by the cheechmeister February 3, 2010

streetwalkin' cheetah

A very cool red and black hoodie sweatshirt by Paul Frank. Also a 1990's punk band, who got their name from Iggy Pop's song "Search and Destroy."

James: What are those things on your sweater?
JenD: They're cheetah spots.
James: Oh.
JenD: It's a Paul Frank sweater, "streetwalkin' cheetah."
James: Did you know that was the name of a punk band?
JenD: Why no, I did not.

by JenD May 23, 2006